Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Ineffable Itinerary

I know that ineffable doesn't really make sense in this context...but it's my favorite word and as you probably know, I have a love for alliteration (thus my creation of "Wacky Wednesday").

For everyone who I've told about the Bus Bar Tour, tonight is the night. If going to be in Philly tonight and want to meet up with me or would just like to stalk me our schedule is listed below. Your best course of action for meeting up with me would probably be to just hang out at one of the bars below and wait for our arrival, which will be heralded by a large yellow bus and a group of 40+ people wearing obnoxious yellow shirts.

6 PM
bus leaves Levittown
drink copious amounts of alcohol on bus

6:45 -9:15 Old City
6:45 - 6:55 PM
Drinkers Tavern w/ shot o' Jaeger

7:05 - 7:30
Plough and Stars w/ Bud Light bottle

7:45 - 8:00
Bar Named Sue w/ Genessee can

8:10 - 9:15
Mad River (the one in Philly not the one in NYC) w/ 4 bottles of Miller High Life

9:30 - 9:45
Bar Noir w/ PBR can

10:00 - 11:00 (or whenever if it's awesome)
Medusa w/ pitcher of beer with partner

11:40 (unless Medusa is awesome) - 12:00
Irish Rover w/ bottle o' Bud Light

12:10 - ???
Back to house in Levittown for a keg

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