Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Drunk Survey

1. Have you ever been drunk?

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
i think i got half the numbers in my phone this way

4. Have you ever drunk dialed'?
oh yeah, i have a few people who are my standard receivers

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
only when i come home and one of them is still awake

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
yeah, i think so

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? up and driven home...yes

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
gotta say yes to that one

9. Ever forgot their name?
there's easy ways of recovering such facts

10. When was the last time you were drunk?
last saturday went to whickey tango

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
oh yeah, senior spring and freshman week ever year. I think my maximum is at 12 days.

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
long island iced teas

14. Favorite liquor:
Cruzan Pineapple Rum

15. Favorite beer:

16. have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?
and then i started drinking again

17. Have you ever swam drunk?
yes, in a water hazard

18. What kind of a drunk are you?
an eclectic drunk, i can be mopey, really happy, really sad, etc.

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
too some extent i guess, not habitually though

20. Favorite drinking partners:
probably my former cochair Rehan

21. Favorite bar?
i'm gonna say the hulmeville

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
of course, i'm a college male

23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
yes, lots freshman year

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?

25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
yeah, i'm especially likely to wrestle

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
nope...well a shouting match a couple times, and a playful fights a few times, but not a serious fist fight.

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
nitro when he starts slapping people

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
katie when she tries to make out with mike to prove that he's gay

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
J.T., which is short for Jersey Trash

30. Have you received a booty call?
i think so, i did not accept, partly cause i didn't realize it was a booty call at the time

31. Funniest drunken scene:
oh man, this is a tough choice. there's just too many, but a good one was the video of me after jersey trash night, passed out on the floor underneath a table, the president of the club wakes me up with Chewbacca noises, i sit up and look at him angrily and say "I'm not doing your fucking slideshow" (I was in charge making the semi-annual slideshow for the club, I then proceeded to put this clip into the slideshow).

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking:
Margarittaville or Ged Drunk and Screw, that's a funny one

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone decently older?
27 year old in the Hamptons

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
seeing a girl you like with someone else

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
one can only hope that someday...

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer"?

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
strangers can be nice

39. Have you ever drank too much?
is the pope catholic?

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
ummmm, can't think of anything

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
have not yet had the oppurtunity

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
it's called princeton reunions...well it's also called beinga senior who has finished all his work for the's also called bbq's

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
nope, cops are my favorite taxi company

44. What's your favorite drinking game?
beirut (Princeton Quadrangle Club's rules)

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
oh yeah, lots of UPI (Unidentified Party Injuries), worst of which was the bruised tail bone

46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk?
i guess when i badly sprained someone's ankle. hey, he's the one that challenged ME to a wrestling match, not my fault that I was too diesel for him.

47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
oh yeah. Princeton Lawnparties for Zoso (Led Zepplin cover band), Lifehouse, Gin Blossoms, Phantom Planet, and Maroon 5, plus many others

48. Is this survey getting too long?

49. Are you ready for the last questioN?

50. Why do you drink?
cause it is an enjoyable social activity and i'm good at it

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh goodness.... In your funniest drunken moment, I enjoyed watching the hilarious part when you first fell asleep SITTING on the chair and then quite suddenly fell to the floor without waking up... but that video is priceless!

YEAH, beirut!!