So last night MO, DS, and I hit up the Old City area of Philadelphia. It was kind of a weird night rife with traffic, $18 parking, and general disappointment. There was a highlight however, which just about makes all of that worth it. We were in Drinker's Tavern (upstairs is a tiny dive type bar, downstairs is a frat like dance floor) when we noticed a television screen in the upstairs part of the bar. This television screen displayed the image of the downstairs dancefloor from the perspective of overtop the downstairs bar. When I looked at it I could see these two overweight individuals making out. With morbid curiosity I continued to watch. The making out turned to hardcore groping of the breasts and the girl in front arching back to kiss the other individual. After a few minutes of this a nearby bar patron pointed out that both of the individuals were, in fact, female. I also noticed at this point that the entire bar (both girls and guys) were all watching in laughing with the same morbid facination I was experiencing. The groping turned a little more hardcore, as both individuals began sticking their hands down each other's pants and "digging DEEP" completly oblivous of the fact that the entire upstairs bar was watching their performance. Eventually I went downstairs stood directly behind them and waved at the camera to my friends upstairs. Apparently it was rather humorous. I sort of wished I had gone up to the lesbians and told them that they'd just be punk'd and pointed at the camera.
In conclusion, it was a disgusting and hilarious sight to behold and I'm quite glad that the camera was nightvision and not with real color so it wasn't quite as disgusting as it could have been.
Yeah she took me up to the balcony
Past Kenneth Keith Kallenback
And gave a Yuengling to me
Saturday, October 01, 2005
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