More than Sex

Dane Cook claims that there are two things that all men want more than sex. These two things are to be a part of a heist (a la Heat) and to own a monkey (with which you can battle when you return home from work. Dane Cook however is wrong.

While it is true that all guys want these two things more than sex, there is in fact a third. I doubt any true man will oppose me on the assertion that all men want their own entrance music more than they want sex. Every guy dreams of dramatically entering a room to either a song composed specifically for them or to a classic favor (Hendi would like to enter every room to the tune of "The Final Countdown" by Europe).

I think this desire is in part why Pro-Wrestling is so successful or perhaps this desire is a result of witnessing the glorious pagentry that is a professional wrestler's entrance to the ring. How can one doubt the awesomeness have Stone Cold Steve Austin's or Hulk Hogan's entrance. It's downright glorious

The mere thought of entering any room and having "Lose Your Love" by The Outfield is downright thrilling. I of course would not enter the room until the second verse starts. This is not actually my final decision for an entrance song, I have decided to give it more thought and I'll get back to you later on the issue.

Stay the night but keep it under cover