We are the few, the proud, the Mooseheads.To Mars Moose, founder of the Moosehead Chair of the Quadrangle Club.
Have you blown 70 grand on booze and women before you turned 22? We have.
Do you consider 5 beers in 2 hours sober? We do.
Do you spend more time at the Beirut tables than at your classes? We do.
Do you consider 6 kegs a slow night? We do.
Are you the owners of your own small business account? We are.
Do you get free drinks at Triumph? We do.
Have you you ever played Moosehead Rules Beirut? We have.
Are you man enough to turn your fingers into antlers? We are.
Do you have a BAC higher than your GPA? We do.
Are you on a first name basis with the people at Joe Canal's? We are.
Have you ever been cockblocked because your hands smell like bleach? We have.
Are you always either drunk, planning to be drunk, or hung over? We are.
Do you assume you'll get more dates because you have keys to the Alcohol Closet? Uhhh........no?
Monday, February 27, 2006
The Mighty Moose(head)
People may wonder what this deal it with being a "Moosehead." I sometimes discuss it, and I feel that the following pulled from the Moosehead facebook group gives a fair assessment:
Posted by Jack at 12:48 PM