Saturday, March 18, 2006

Snakes + Planes + Sam Jackson = Infinite Joy

A movie will be coming out this year which many believe will revolutionize the industry nearly as much as that movie about sliced bread. The title of the movie is "Snakes on a Plane" and it stars Samuel L. Jackson. This is pretty much all I need to hear in order to gain my unquestionable devotion, the trailer seen here really helps. In reality, it's probably going to be a terrible movie, but due to the brilliant marketing strategy of naming it "Snakes on a Plane," it will probably make way more money that it deserves to make. Much has been made of reports that the producers attempted to change the movie to Flight 817 or something like that. The name is so lame that I didn't even do I search to find out what the actual number they wanted to use was. In any case, Sammy told the people in charge of such things that the only reason he signed on to the movie is because he wanted to be in a movie called "Snakes on a Plane." The fact that he said it was the ONLY reason lends to the belief that the ONLY reasons to see this movie are because it's called Snakes on a Plane and because it features Samuel L. Jackson... killing snakes... on a plane.

Ole, Ole Ole Ole, Ole, Ole
Ole, Ole Ole Ole, Ole, Ole
We're all part of jackie's army
We're all off to win the league
And we really shake them up
When we win the World Cup
Cause Ireland's are the greatest football team

1 comment:

resqagent said...

the movie is a joke right? and you recognize that? right?